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I've Counted

I've Counted

Regular price $17.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $17.00 USD
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This is a little different from anything I usually carry or design myself but there's a story behind this one. It is a DD exclusive and actually a design a did as a "joke" for my neighbor and very good friend. Our husbands are also friends. So I suppose for this product description you'll get a story! My husband already had a fractured foot that was healing. These two men were in the garage building a "workbench". My husband is brought in and they are saying get the icepacks, the WALL fell on his foot. The good foot! So now he has two hurt feet lol. I would be writing an entire book as to explain the why of a wall, and honestly I still don't get it, apparently these to bozo's one with a hurt knee, one with a hurt foot built a wall with fresh milled lumber for this workbench....knee goes out, wall drops.

Soooo they get in trouble by us wives lol, and I made this design as a joke. It took off and everyone I've shown has since asked for one so I decided to list it. 

Here's the details: you've got the great newspaper clippings in the back with the bloody handprints, with the words I've counted 1....2....3   The word Counted is faux embroidered and has little skulls and daisy's on it. Hopefully some other wives get a chuckle out of it as much of all of us have. 


  • Unisex
  • Poly/Cotton Blends

Shipping & Returns

  • Ships to U.S only
  • 10-15 business day processing time (typically faster) this does not include the shipping time.
  • You will receive tracking number when order has shipped.
  • If for some reason item arrives damaged please take a photo of damaged item, along with the package and email
  • If you have any issue with your order please contact within 3 days of receiving.
  • Due to the custom nature of a lot of our items, returns are not accepted. Store Credit or another alternative will be provided to correct whatever issue may arise.

Care Instructions

For All Shirts

  • Wash Cold inside out with like colors
  • Do Not Bleach
  • Do Not Use Liquid Fabric Softener
  • Do Not Dry Clean
  • Tumble Dry on Low

For Tumblers

  • Handwash is recommended

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